Tumblr (3.0; @omarjasso)http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZdIJOE9jNcM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZdIJOE9jNcM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Does anyone want a pet snake?</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/234059751http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/234059751Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:19:23 -0600<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks76673cFs1qz8kd0o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Of course, the first 30 days are risk-free or whatever.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/225325587http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/225325587Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:49:18 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpcpanII6C1qz8kd0o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ax.itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/browserRedirect?url=itms%253A%252F%252Fax.itunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewSoftware%253Fid%253D325758140%2526mt%253D8">Convert</a>, now available for iPhone. To help you get out of your Chemistry lab 90 minutes earlier.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/178022431http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/178022431Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:49:35 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp6ciyZlwQ1qz8kd0o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/175251381http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/175251381Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:28:10 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1919097&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1919097&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1919097&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I need to get this.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/166743037http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/166743037Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:33:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6R5QueuvKQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6R5QueuvKQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>HE FOUND HER!</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/145688358http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/145688358Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:29:00 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bpdzhp43BQPBXql4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>For the record, no she didn’t.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/133690373http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/133690373Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:27:10 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bpbe37s7xFDUimVmo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>MF U 2</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/132564885http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/132564885Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:52:30 -0500<object width="400" height="328"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="opaque" /><param name="movie" value="http://izismile.com/video/player/player.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090611/video/little_man.flv&autostart=false"" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://izismile.com/video/player/player.swf" flashvars="file=http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090611/video/little_man.flv&autostart=false" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Little man, the way girls are. [NSFW]</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/125968442http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/125968442Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:38:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GA8z7f7a2Pk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GA8z7f7a2Pk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is the most wonderful thing I’ve seen online all day. Goodnight.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117734968http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117734968Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:01:59 -0500Omar: Do you want to go downstairs and play?<br /> Bianca: Play what?<br /> Omar: DJ.<br /> Bianca: Not really.<br /> Omar: Too bad, because that's what we're doing for the next two hours.http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117454875http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117454875Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:14:37 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bo8wrdr8JTaiCMVRo1_r1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>……………………………………..________<br/>………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~.,<br/>………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-.,<br/>…………………….,/………………………………………..”:,<br/>…………………,?………………………………………………,<br/>………………./…………………………………………………..,}<br/>……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..}<br/>……………/……………………………………………,:”………/<br/>…………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../<br/>…………./__.(…..“~-,_…………………………,:`………./<br/>………../(_….”~,_……..“~,_………………..,:`…….._/<br/>……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….“-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….}<br/>………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……“;„./`…./”…………../<br/>…„,___.`~,……“~.,………………..`…..}…………../<br/>…………(….`=-„…….`……………………(……;_„-”<br/>…………/.`~,……`-…………………………..…../\<br/>………….`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..,__<br/>„_……….}.>-._.…………………………….|…………..`=~-,<br/>…..`=~-,_\_……`,……………………………\<br/>……………….`=~-„.,………………………….\<br/>…………………………..`:„………………………`.………….__<br/>……………………………….`=-,……………….,%`>—==“<br/>…………………………………._.………._,-%…….`\<br/>……………………………..,<`.._|_,-&“…………….`\</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117091490http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/117091490Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:32:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bo5ol75r134xgVaHo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Think about it.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/115863873http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/115863873Sun, 31 May 2009 14:20:06 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bo5dz4h8WnPiJS1Go1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Think about it.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/115757896http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/115757896Sun, 31 May 2009 09:23:00 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bnzyp23qpKhEJAyEo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know what’s worse—the fact that my boss doesn’t capitalize my name and types like that with the availability of a full QWERTY keyboard on her phone, or the fact that it pisses me off more than having to work all day tomorrow.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/113895821http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/113895821Wed, 27 May 2009 14:16:25 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bnyumk5u3cEqqRh3o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>NOBODY needs to play Dungeons & Dragons.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/113501407http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/113501407Tue, 26 May 2009 19:34:44 -0500<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/APARTMENT_FIRES_article.jpg&videoid=95143&title=Police%20Slog%20Through%2040%2C000%20Insipid%20Party%20Pics%20To%20Find%20Cause%20Of%20Dorm%20Fire" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/APARTMENT_FIRES_article.jpg&videoid=95143&title=Police%20Slog%20Through%2040%2C000%20Insipid%20Party%20Pics%20To%20Find%20Cause%20Of%20Dorm%20Fire"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Golden. I don’t know what else to say.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/110150801http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/110150801Tue, 19 May 2009 16:30:19 -0500<p>There is no such thing as an Asian lumberjack.</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/108204896http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/108204896Fri, 15 May 2009 10:25:37 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bnc7nzxkd55JSuq9o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>#thingsthatMarlloves</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/106113380http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/106113380Sun, 10 May 2009 23:21:04 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/VvZgp1S7Bn92o0ahzM4ZYKEVo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>#thingsthatJordanloves</p>http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/105220203http://omarjasso.tumblr.com/post/105220203Fri, 08 May 2009 18:37:00 -0500